Tabitha Receives CPR

I'm finally ready for a girls day out with Tabitha. I come out of the bedroom to find her in only a skimpy black thong, laying motionless on the floor. I run over to her and try to wake her up, but she's not responding at all. Tabitha must need CPR! I tilt back her head, pinch her nose closed and blow deep breaths into her mouth, watching her chest and tummy rise and sink, but she doesn't wake up. I use my hands to compress her chest over and over again, switching off from mouth to mouth and chest compressions, but still nothing. I try some stomach compressions. Still nothing! I'm getting more and more concerned as time goes on. I keep giving her CPR until she finally comes to!